Amsterdam is known for many things. Canals, houses that are hundreds of years old, thousands of bicycles, and diamonds come to mind. I saw all of those things and enjoyed my time wandering around the old center of Amsterdam. I especially liked seeing the narrowest house in Amsterdam (only six feet wide!), reading about the life of Van Gogh and seeing many fabulous paintings at the Van Gogh Museum, and having an Argentine steak dinner near the Rembrandtplein. However, there are other more notorious things that many tourists come to Amsterdam to see. Here are a few of the places I didn’t visit.
There are hundreds of coffee shops around Amsterdam that serve marijuana. There was a small cafe a few doors down from where I was staying. It smelled so strong that I think I caught a buzz just walking by on the sidewalk a few times every day.
I never understood why those stores were called by that name anyway. By the way, a good source for last minute airline tickets is Last Minute Tickets
I didn’t go inside the Bulldog Energy Coffee Shop, but I liked their logo on the neon sign. There were several of these coffee shops around the old city center. I don’t know the combination of chemicals that they are selling in there, but it is a popular establishment. Perhaps the essence of visiting the Bulldog is a combination of drinking Red Bull and espresso while smoking a marijuana cigarette and eating a hash brownie. So you have the energy to paddle a boat around all of the canals of the city while feeling good doing it?
A friend recommended this restaurant near the train station. I meant to go there, but never made it back to that part of the city at the right time.
Museums typically include collections of really old stuff that are supposed to be educational. What could possibly be in this museum?
I also didn’t go down the narrow, old alleys of the Red Light district, although I saw the red lights above the windows from the canal boat as it cruised by. Don’t even ask about Casa Rosso, I regret even reading about it in the guidebook.
Even though I don’t agree with the hedonistic lifestyles of some of the people of Amsterdam, I liked the city. It’s definitely worth visiting for a couple of days on any European tour.
I always rent a car when I go on a beach vacation. I like to visit different beaches and that can be difficult without a car. Well, almost always. The only time I haven’t rented a car was our visit to Jamaica. I had heard horror stories about tourists driving in Jamaica, getting lost, robbed, or worse. I’m sure those are isolated incidents that get international headlines and that I am more likely to get poked by sharp coral. Still, driving around the island didn’t sound like a good idea, even if we were going to the tourist areas and not the toughest parts of Kingston.
We were staying in Montego Bay on the north shore for a few days, followed by Negril for a few days. The resort we stayed at in Mo’ Bay (as the locals call it) was a half mile outside of town. We took a taxi into the shopping area. There wasn’t much in the stores that interested me. It was June, off season, and there weren’t many tourists around. So the storekeepers descended on us like vultures to road kill. Every other guy kept asking me about Bob. Who the hell is this Bob guy anyway? And I why should I know anything about him?
I found out that Bob also has other names. Like Marley, smoke, and ganja. These people were trying to sell me marijuana. Which one would think would be illegal, even in Jamaica, but everywhere we went I was approached to buy pot. I couldn’t sit on the beach for more than 15 minutes without someone, male or female, young or old, asking me to relieve them of some of their stash. Even the waiters in the restaurants were part-time salesmen. They were polite and discrete about it, nothing too pushy or obnoxious. But it still annoyed me and disturbed my attempts at relaxation.
After shopping and not buying anything but coffee beans, I suggested we walk over to the marina and have dinner at a seafood restaurant I read about. We could take the main road the long way around the bay, or take a short cut. I made the executive decision to take the short cut, because I was wearing flip flops and my feet were starting to hurt.
By this time it had gotten dark, and the road we took cut through an industrial area. Many of the streetlights were broken, and our shadows from the few that remained danced along the corrugated tin walls of abandoned warehouses. Litter blew in the sea breeze at our feet as we picked our way through the potholes.
Distant memories of old newspaper accounts of tourist crimes bounced around my brain as I picked up the pace a little. I didn’t want to alarm my wife and daughter with tales of violent crime as we strolled through an area where we could vanish into the night.
“Let’s walk a little faster. I’m really hungry,” I said. I was hungry, but I was also getting a little scared. I kept looking over my shoulder. But there was no one on the street. We were alone.
We eventually found the restaurant and had a nice meal and a couple of Red Stripes. When it was time to go, I knew we should take a cab. There was no way I was going to walk back through the warehouse wasteland late at night. I asked the hostess to call us a taxi, which brought us conveniently back to our hotel.
The next day we left for Negril, which is on the western end of the island. Negril has a reputation as a hippy hangout and party central. We stayed outside of town again, away from the main beach in a bungalow above the rocks. The girl at the front desk suggested we go down the road to Rick’s Café to see the cliff divers and the reggae band. It was also a great spot to see the sun set over the Caribbean Sea. That sounded like fun.
Since Rick’s Café was only a couple of hundred yards down the road, I thought it didn’t make sense to call a taxi. The taxis were all back in town. Instead, we’d walk there and back.
The trip there was of course in the early evening, before the sun had set. We watched the divers, the reggae band, and the sunset. After the band finished its second set, I asked the girls if we could go. After all, I was tired from a long day of declining marijuana purchases.
“Are you sure we want to walk back? Can we take a taxi? It’s really dark out there now and there is no shoulder on the road,” said my safety-conscious wife.
“Hey, we can walk a couple of hundred yards. It’s not like the road is crowded. We’ll see cars coming our way,” I said. I was acting more courageous than I felt.
What could happen? It’s only two hundred yards. We left the café and started walking. It was a warm, humid night. The moon was a sliver crescent, hanging in the sky to light our way. The flying bugs were buzzing in the trees. We strolled along arm in arm.
As we came around the bend near our place, I noticed that there was a guy standing by the gate to our compound. I could see that he was tall and thin and had something in his hands. I couldn’t tell what it was.
“Uh, there’s a guy in our way up there,” I said. I was trying to be bold and protective.
“He’s probably going to try to sell us pot, Dad” said my teenaged daughter. Based on our recent experiences in the country, I had to say that was an accurate prediction.
“Just keep walking and don’t say anything to provoke him.”
We approached the guy, ready to run and bang on our gate and yell at a moment’s notice.
“Good evening ladies and gentleman. Would you care to have a look at my artwork?” he said as he pushed the button on a small flashlight he held in one hand as he pulled some watercolors out of a satchel hanging from his shoulder.
“No thanks, not tonight. Maybe some other time,” I said. That was a change of pace. Not Bob, but art.
We knocked on our gate to wake up the night guard so he could let us in.
The next day Lisa and I went for a walk. As we turned out of the gate we ran right into the guy again. We couldn’t avoid him so we stopped to talk. In the daylight I could see that his eyes were red and glazed over. I think he had been talking with Bob quite a bit already that day. It probably interfered with his painting and selling techniques.
We didn’t buy any of his watercolors. But we did enjoy talking with him. In the daylight, he was nothing to be afraid of. He was friendly and offered to be our tour guide. We politely declined.
On the flight home I thought about our experiences and how my perceptions colored my attitude about the place. We weren’t any more unsafe than many other places we have visited. I knew that in my rational mind. However, that didn’t mean I was ready to book a return trip to Jamaica.